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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 17:23

    Experts have predicted computors will eventully replace paper all together,
    They obviously havent tried to wipe their arse on a lap top Joke innit 3275847336 
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 18:01

    Bog paper is going out of fashion anyway. I just stick my arse out and my dog licks it clean. He's called Andrex.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 18:34

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    Post by searcher on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 0:26

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Bog paper is going out of fashion anyway. I just stick my arse out and my dog licks it clean. He's called Andrex.

     YOU DIRTY OLD GIT
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 0:29

    dogs only lick theirs to get rid of the taste of dog food
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 14 Jul 2013 - 9:12

    I cant dance to save my life, but as soon as i stand in dog shit i can moon walk like
    Michael Jackson, Joke innit 3275847336 

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