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    If you didn´t drink

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 10:40

    Angela: Do you drink?
    Ol' Jim: Yes.
    Angela: How much a day?
    Ol' Jim: Three 6 packs.
    Angela: How much does it cost per 6 pack?
    Ol' Jim: About $10.00.
    Angela: And how long have you been drinking?
    Ol' Jim: 15 years.
    Angela: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?[
    Ol' Jim: Correct.
    Angela: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
    Ol' Jim: Correct.
    Angela: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
    Ol' Jim: Do you drink?
    Angela: No.

    Ol' Jim: So where's your f***ing Ferrari then?
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21277
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 11:04

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30200
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 11:26

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56776
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 13 Jul 2013 - 15:12

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