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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 12:49

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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 12:57

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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 15:32

    Reminded me of this one I heard when I was up north recently, building work has started on the new gas plant at Sullom Voe so the local pub is busy most nights with the construction workers, one night one of them goes mental in the bar punching and kicking anyone in range, bar staff call the police but it is going to take them about half an hour to get there, eventually another (big) construction worker grabs the guy and wrestles him to the floor and basically sits on him until the cop (yes one) arrives. The cop walks in to the bar, he is known to the locals and has a reputation of being a big headed know it all smart assed prick, conversation goes as follows:-

    Cop to construction worker sitting on guy - “Get off that guy”.
    Construction worker – “If I let him go he’ll hit someone”.
    Cop – “I’m telling you, get off that guy”.
    Construction worker- “The guys lost it, he’s kicked and punched about half a dozen people and is still struggling to break free, you need to handcuff of him”.
    Cop – “I’m telling you one last time, get off that guy or I’ll be arresting you for assault”.
    Construction worker says “OK” releases the guy and stands back quickly, guy gets up and punches the cop straight in the face.......... (Much to the delight of the locals)...

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue 25 Jun 2013 - 16:33

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