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    Proverbs

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 15:19

    An Elementary School Teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

    1.
     
    Don't change horses
    until they stop running. 
    2.
     
    Strike while the
    bug is close. 
    3.
     
    It's always darkest before
    Daylight Saving Time. 
    4.
     
    Never underestimate the power of
    termites. 
    5.
     
    You can lead a horse to water but
    how? 
    6.
     
    Don't bite the hand that
    looks dirty. 
    7.
     
    No news is
     
    impossible. 
    8.
     
    A miss is as good as a
     
    Mr. 
    9.
     
    You can't teach an old dog new
    math.
    10.
     
    If you lie down with dogs, you'll
     
    stink in the morning. 
    11.
     
    Love all, trust
     
    me. 
    12.
     
    The pen is mightier than the
     
    pigs. 
    13.
     
    An idle mind is
     
    the best way to relax.
    14.
     
    Where there's smoke there's
     
    pollution.
    15.
     
    Happy the bride who
     
    gets all the presents. 
    16.
     
    A penny saved is
     
    not much.
    17.
     
    Two's company, three's
     
    the Musketeers.
    18.
     
    Don't put off till tomorrow what
     
    you put on to go to bed.
    19.
     
    Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
     
    you have to blow your nose.
    20.
     
    There are none so blind as
     
    Stevie Wonder.
    21.
     
    Children should be seen and not
     
    spanked or grounded. 
    22.
     
    If at first you don't succeed
     
    get new batteries. 
    23.
     
    You get out of something only what you
     
    see in the picture on the box. 
    24.
     
    When the blind lead the blind
     
    get out of the way.
    25.
     
    A bird in the hand
     
    is going to poop on you.
    And the WINNER and last one!
    26.
     
    Better late than
     
    pregnant 
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 50788
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 18:34

    "There are none so blind as ......Stevie Wonder!" Proverbs 2485877773



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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 18:57

    That was my favourite too made me laugh out loud
    Mermaid
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 16 Jun 2013 - 19:19

    they are brilliant



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