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    Sex Insurance

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 11:03

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    and finally
     
    Sex with a transvestite - confused.com 
    BobMac
    BobMac
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 517
    Join date : 2012-03-22
    Age : 74
    Location : Chelmsford

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14167
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 18:51

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    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22655
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 13 Jun 2013 - 8:37

    And not forgetting our Welsh friends...

    Sex with a sheep - NFU (National Farmers Union)
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 13 Jun 2013 - 9:40

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14167
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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