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    Who's the Daddy?

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 11:01

    The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing "father's details" or putting it another way....Who's the Daddy?

    These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out No 10. It  takes 1st prize and No 3 is runner up. 





    1.  Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

    2. I am  unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was  being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I  can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at  the party if this helps.

    3. I do not knos the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can yku please send me his phone number? Thanks.

    4. I  don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto  in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact  BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

    5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.


    6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to  do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you  and right by the country. Please advise...

    7. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him, can  you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

    8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom 

    9. So  much about that night is a blur, the only thing that I remember for  sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

    10. I  am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. 
     
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 49723
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    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 12 Jun 2013 - 20:43

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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
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    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 15 Jun 2013 - 9:00

    No 2 for me, great answers.

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