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    Anyone know a good sign company

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 6:50 pm

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    " Dr. Jones , at your cervix."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
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    At a Proctologist's door in Vicarage Road:
    "To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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    On a Church's Bill board:
    "7 days without God makes one weak."
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    At a Tyre Shop in Watford:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.."
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    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Non-smoking area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."
    **************************
    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."
    **************************
    On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
    **************************
    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Car Exhaust Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 57867
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:19 pm

    Some of those are quite clever really! Anyone know a good sign company 3318427985



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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 10371
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu Jun 06, 2013 8:52 pm

    I liked them



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