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    When I win the lottery

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    Gypsy
     
     

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    When I win the lottery

    Post by Gypsy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:29 am

    I will have one of these - but I would get rid of the guy who left his polishing rag on the bonnet it spoils the photo.

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    betty swollocks
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by betty swollocks on Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:33 pm

    Think I would rather have




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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:40 pm

    Clarkson raced a light plane back from the south of france in a Buggatti, when he got out of it he said "I feel quite sad knowing i will never ever get into a better car in my life time" He had his Concorde moment, £Million without the gold plating,
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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Gypsy on Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:44 pm

    I can see that if you like the water Betty, but I don´t go past my ankles so not for me.

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:36 pm

    I vaguely remember that day...
    hic...
    Amazing how long a Scotsman can stretch out a tenner..
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:11 pm

    Another £2.50 on the Plus Five last night, spend, spend, spend...

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:32 pm

    OK, explain this, just checked lottery tickets,  Fridays euro millions, three numbers, check to see what I get, £8, just happen to glance at what I would have got if I had  three normal numbers and a star number, £7.80...

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:50 pm

    Mmm, i'm not sure about that lotto,nobody wins anymore, well you dont hear about it at least,
    When it started i had a quid on every week, seemed to win a tenner quite a lot, so i felt ok about it, then all of a sudden bugger all, so i sacked it,
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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:01 pm

    Mcqueen, it's simple, your picking the wrong numbers, try different ones...

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun Jul 21, 2013 5:41 pm

      Nah, I'l do without  
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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:43 pm

    What's a star number?  



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    Mermaid
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Mermaid on Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:50 pm

    The Lone Ranger wrote:What's a star number?  

    see here



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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:51 pm

    Two machines, one with 50 balls, and one with 11 balls, they call these balls the star numbers, fu#k knows why, on the ticket you pick 5 normal ball numbers and 2 star ball numbers...
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    Re: When I win the lottery

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:53 pm

    So you got 20p more for 3 numbers than you would have got for 4?  



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