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    Daryn
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    UK Male Posts : 656
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    Age : 52
    Location : South Tyneside UK

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    Post by Daryn on Thu 16 May 2013 - 2:30

    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Feed him
    2. Sleep with him
    3. Leave him with peace
    ... 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
    5. Don't bother him with his
    movements
    So whats so hard about that
    ?

    HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

    It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
    woman happy, a man only needs
    to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a carpenter
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. give her compliments
    regularly
    45. Go shopping with her
    46. be honest
    47. be very rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
    MUST ALSO:
    50. give her lots of attention
    51. give her lots of time,
    especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never
    worrying about where she goes.

    BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
    IMPORTANT
    53. never forget
    *birthdays
    *anniversaries
    *valentine
    *arrangements she makes. —



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28820
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 16 May 2013 - 7:32

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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9857
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 16 May 2013 - 7:33

    love it,thanks Daryn



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
    Perfectspecimen
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 13720
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 16 May 2013 - 19:33

    Treat em mean, keep em keen.



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    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 21947
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 16 May 2013 - 19:57

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