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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56937
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 9 May 2013 - 20:06

    A man returns home a day early from
    a business trip. It's after midnight.

    While en route home, he asks the taxi driver if he would be a
    witness.

    The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the
    act.

    For £50, the taxi driver agrees.

    Quietly arriving home, the husband and taxi driver tip toe into the
    bedroom.

    The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his
    wife in bed with another man!

    The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.

    The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money'

    HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
    HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
    HE paid for your football season tickets.
    HE paid for our cottage at the coast.
    HE paid for your African safari tour and 4 x 4.
    HE paid for our golf club membership, and he even pays the
    monthly fees!'

    Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.

    He looks over at the taxi driver and says, 'What would you do?

    The taxi driver replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he
    catches a cold.'



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    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30249
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 9 May 2013 - 20:30

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