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    The Porn Thread

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    Gypsy
     
     

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 11 Aug 2014 - 11:40

    I received the following from a Canadian friend ......... yeah I know hard to believe Canucks have a sense of humour but here goes.

    Darned clever,  Canadians!
    Perhaps America and Europe should consider changing their currencies too.

    Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

    The Canadians have decided to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it! It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism.







    Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a naked woman. Those Canadians always find the solution! Must be the pure water up there in the North!
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 11 Aug 2014 - 12:02

    If Scotland get their independence there currency will go the same way, it will have a right tit on it...
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 11 Aug 2014 - 12:06

    Example:-

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Topdog on Fri 15 Aug 2014 - 23:54

    They could make the notes out of pork
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 20 Jan 2015 - 15:30

    This ones even better 1913...

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 3 Feb 2015 - 9:27

    Starting the day with something positive about you boys 

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Mermaid on Tue 3 Feb 2015 - 10:14

    this made me laugh



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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 3 Feb 2015 - 13:41

    I've watched that beach volleyball so does that mean I can multi task...
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 3 Feb 2015 - 17:22

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    Saw Mcqueen mention this on another thread, I'm all for it, stuff all the test tubes and that shite, just bring them in two at a time...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 21:08

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 21:09

    Nice buns
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 21:18

    Did you see the dead mouse?



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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 22:24

    Looks very much alive to me, nibbling the chocolate. They love it.



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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 8:59

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Did you see the dead mouse?
    Didnt see the mouse   Cant understand it
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 9:39

    I never saw it either... can't think why.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Mar 2015 - 21:22

    Hmmm, I got prompted. Even then it took a while. 



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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 20 Jun 2015 - 14:44

    Bit saucy this one...

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 20 Aug 2015 - 13:35

    2409 hits and not even a tit in sight...
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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 25 Sep 2016 - 16:06

    One for the boys...

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    Re: The Porn Thread

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 15 May 2017 - 18:25

    Adam Mint wrote:2409 hits and not even a tit in sight...

    3563 now, porn is the way forward let me tell you...

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