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    Join date : 2011-08-13
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    Post by Topdog on Sat 17 Sep 2011 - 20:39

    Decorator joke.

    Jim's Mrs says "you going to do the wallpapering in the lounge today" man says "what do you thing I am a Fecking decorator"
    Wife says "can you re grout the bathroom" man says "what do you think I am a fecking tiler".
    Wife says, " can you paint the front door", man "Do you think I am a fecking painter, I am gong down the pub".
    Wife see's big John next door in the Garden and makes him a cuppa. She tells him of the jobs and he offers to do them.
    Jim comes home and says"feck me all those jobs are done"
    Wife says, " Big john came in for a cuppa and said he would do them so I offered him a blow job or a big chocolate sponge cake"
    Jim says "that big John will do anything for a Choc Sponge"
    Wife says, "what do you think I am a fecking Baker"

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