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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 21:33

    The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

    Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage. Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...

    and all the other bells started to ring.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 21:36

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 21:54

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 21:54

    Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 2485877773 yeah got the email, great
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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 21:58

    i got the email as well. Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 2485877773



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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 22:05

    Mermaid wrote:i got the email as well. Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 2485877773

    Well I'm not brave enough to post the Adult Riddles so I'll let you do that one Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 2419626307
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 22:19

    Yes you are.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 10 Apr 2013 - 22:25

    Ooo Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 2419626307 How very dare you Twelve priests were about to be ordained. 755705644
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 11 Apr 2013 - 7:00

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