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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 21:42

    Janets had a bad back for few weeks now, she's one of them that suffers in silence, It annoys the hell out of me, we have been back and forth to pysio and the other lot, Anyway she went to the quaks again this mornig, the doc said i dont like the sound of this so i want you to get an xray, so we came out and she go's i'l go tomorro i've loads to do at work, Well i just drove to the hospital and we got in in about an hour, All she could say is i have payments to make or we lose our discount, i said dont think i'm pushing you about in a wheelcahr because i aint. I was just on the phone and she whispers i'm off to bed, i went up and she is trying to get into bed but she is in pain,Then she says if i'm permanently damaged i want one of those electric beds so i can sit up, Please youself i said because you wont be here, if looks could kill,

    Well slack bitch has been faffing about for weeks, who knows what damage she has done,
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    Perfectspecimen
     
     

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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 21:52

    Give her some of those special cakes from Roys Rolls on Corrie Reg, If they dont stop the pain at least she can laugh about it.. :spliff:



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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 21:58

    Peter next door had back pain, cancer and they couldnt do anything because he left it too long ,
    I reminded her about that, also i said if you need a procedure you will go private, Nuffield or Spire, Aww thanks love that will be nice, Dont get the wrong idea i said, its just i dont want to be waiting with all the free loading plebs in this lovely country, Can you imagine me sat in some waiting room with that shower, i dont think so,
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Topdog on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 21:58

    Honestly Reg, get some "woodstock" from a Chinese dealer or on intenet.
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:00

    I'l go in the chinese shop in Los Christianos
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Topdog on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:01

    Numpty, Chinky herbalist or Doctor, got one in Leeds.
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:02

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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:04

    Mcqueen wrote:I'l go in the chinese shop in Los Christianos

    They dont stock wood, you want Chafiras.



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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Topdog on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:06

    Reg goes there they will rename it Chavfiras
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 22:32

    Cheeky chica.



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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mermaid on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 13:14

    You take care of Janet and I do hope her back pain eases



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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 13:39

    I put the shopping in the car this morning, didnt want to mark the car,
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 20:53

    Mcqueen wrote:I put the shopping in the car this morning, didnt want to mark the car,

    heart of gold you have!






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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:05

    She went in town today and carried home a 7ft tall cardboard Harry Styles, On the bus , Just thought ? hope she didnt have to pay for him too
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Topdog on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:08

    Really only 5ft tall but like big skirting board.
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:18

    Nah. twats stood in the corner of the room, i keep thinking somebody is stood there,
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:48

    Who's it for?



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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Topdog on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:53

    Bedtime innit, she needs something to rouse her.
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    Re: Get your coat

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 5 Apr 2013 - 21:55

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Who's it for?

    Lexie, number 1 fan,

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