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    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 63
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 18:36

    I have just been to the supermarket and noticed a very attractive woman waving at me.
    She said, 'Hello.' I was rather taken aback because I couldn’t place where I knew her from.
    So I asked, 'Do you know me?'
    To which she replied, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
    Well my mind travels back to the only time I had ever been unfaithful to my wife.
    So I asked, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table,
    With my buddy Terry watching, while your girl friend whipped my butt with wet celery?'

    She looked into my eyes and said calmly, 'No,… I'm your daughter’s teacher.'



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    3rdforum
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    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Mermaid
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 19:39

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 20:28

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