She said, 'Hello.' I was rather taken aback because I couldn’t place where I knew her from.
So I asked, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replied, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
Well my mind travels back to the only time I had ever been unfaithful to my wife.
So I asked, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table,
With my buddy Terry watching, while your girl friend whipped my butt with wet celery?'
She looked into my eyes and said calmly, 'No,… I'm your daughter’s teacher.'