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    Why Ethel Changed Motels

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 3 Apr 2013 - 16:47

    Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six-pack abs, and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

    "Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?”

    Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

    Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready! Now how does that sound?"

    He said, " That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line. "
    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23105
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 3 Apr 2013 - 17:02

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30550
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 3 Apr 2013 - 17:41

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    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 23105
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 3 Apr 2013 - 17:51

    Mcqueen wrote:Why Ethel Changed Motels 3025408739 Why Ethel Changed Motels 755705644

    Story me thinks !
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 3 Apr 2013 - 18:22

    Poor Ethel... Why Ethel Changed Motels 2485877773



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 0:04

    Reckon she got f all
    searcher
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    Post by searcher Thu 4 Apr 2013 - 16:50

    Maybe got room service?

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