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    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 10:03

    Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'
    Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'
    Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'
    Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?



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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 10:30

    Thing is that sounds so true Catholic dog... 2419626307
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 16:56

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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
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    Age : 60
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 17:36

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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 19:03

    Worse, religious...

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