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    Its a foot long

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:13 pm

    Ooo hey tomorro at 9,10am i'm at the quacks, For those of you who thought i was perfect, well i have a flaw, i havent been able to sprint for a while, remember that physio bird that fell hook line and sinker for me while she was putting my legs behind my neck, she couldnt find anything wrong, she said i was pretty much perfect and she couldnt believe my age, then i went for an xray on my ankle, that too came back as a 14 years old youth, so my quack recons i need to see a Podiatrist for disorders of the foot,ankle, and lower leg, My tracking is out and it efects all your leg, something to do with the bottom of your foot, it leans in causing problems all the way up your leg, glad it ends there, Its a foot long 3275847336, certain kinds of footwear can cause it, now i always get my purse out when it come to shoes, so i may try to get my money back from Nike,Reebock,Fat face, and whoever has been on my feet, It must be at least 3 weeks since i kicked up some dust on the high street, i'l let you know who is to blame for causing me to limp slightly these past few months,
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    Post by searcher on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:48 pm

    Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe Its a foot long 1293740352
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    Post by Topdog on Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:34 pm

    Walking with one foot in the road and the other on the pavement, cross the road on the way back Reg.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:18 am

    searcher wrote:Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe Its a foot long 1293740352

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue Apr 02, 2013 9:57 am

    I think Reg is trying to tell us in a roundabout way that he is on tag :puzzled:



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:06 pm

    Nah i'm too smart for the rozzers, I have been given some exercises to do, how you can be on the go all day then have to exercise is beyond me, but my thingy from my calf to my toes is too tight, so i have to stretch it Its a foot long 3275847336
    Whats that all about, Emma has taken my mobile and said i should ring her, yeh another Its a foot long 1498946960, she said my feet are perfect (I knew that), she took great delight in caressing them, i told her not to suck my toe's because i had just put some coconut oil on them and didnt want it washing off, Feet are her life and when she comes across (Is that the right word ?) a perfect pair she tends to get over excited, well we all have out fetishes, mines Castrol R, but i'l keep that to myself.So my structure is ok, i just need to limber up more,
    This morning when i got out of the shower and looked in the mirror i thought to myself,
    "Not a lot wrong with that" Its a foot long 1483819851
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:24 pm

    Vanity eh
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:59 pm

    Sanity i think Its a foot long 3025408739
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:01 pm

    Insanity more like Its a foot long 3025408739






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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:02 pm

    I knew that was the next post Its a foot long 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:34 pm

    Yeah, was kinda obvious wasn't it? Will try harder in future Its a foot long 4226408756






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    Post by Mermaid on Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:03 pm

    you still have it Its a foot long 3025408739



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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:19 pm

    I knew that Its a foot long 1483819851



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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:30 pm

    SANITRY, more like.
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    Post by searcher on Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:01 pm

    This new pope fella seems to have a thing about feet perhaps you should get an appointment for an annointment
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue Apr 02, 2013 3:41 pm

    Get some of those red Jimmy Choo shoes like the pope has Reg Its a foot long 1293740352



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:04 pm

    Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?

    Bet it's a toe truck. Its a foot long 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:17 pm

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:44 pm

    Gypsy wrote:Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?

    Bet it's a toe truck. Its a foot long 1498946960
    Citreon Its a foot long 1498946960, She said from the age of 10 she knew she was going to do feet, Its a foot long 2419626307, WTF,
    She also said crocks are good for your feet, i said i would rather limp, Its a foot long 1483819851
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:55 pm

    not good for the knees thoughIts a foot long Daily_picdump_1097_640_01
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:02 pm

    Is that Tommy Cooper with ginger wig? Its a foot long 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:02 pm

    She has a bigger mouth than the croc Its a foot long 506932706
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:37 pm

    Poor croc. Its a foot long 1498946960
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue Apr 02, 2013 7:44 pm

    Did you tell her how I fell for you in those blady crocs Reg? Its a foot long 755705644



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    Post by Topdog on Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:01 pm

    Yeah he said you tried to claim damages.

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