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    Its a foot long

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 1 Apr 2013 - 18:13

    Ooo hey tomorro at 9,10am i'm at the quacks, For those of you who thought i was perfect, well i have a flaw, i havent been able to sprint for a while, remember that physio bird that fell hook line and sinker for me while she was putting my legs behind my neck, she couldnt find anything wrong, she said i was pretty much perfect and she couldnt believe my age, then i went for an xray on my ankle, that too came back as a 14 years old youth, so my quack recons i need to see a Podiatrist for disorders of the foot,ankle, and lower leg, My tracking is out and it efects all your leg, something to do with the bottom of your foot, it leans in causing problems all the way up your leg, glad it ends there, , certain kinds of footwear can cause it, now i always get my purse out when it come to shoes, so i may try to get my money back from Nike,Reebock,Fat face, and whoever has been on my feet, It must be at least 3 weeks since i kicked up some dust on the high street, i'l let you know who is to blame for causing me to limp slightly these past few months,
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by searcher on Mon 1 Apr 2013 - 18:48

    Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Mon 1 Apr 2013 - 19:34

    Walking with one foot in the road and the other on the pavement, cross the road on the way back Reg.
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 0:18

    searcher wrote:Probably the WAD you keep in your shoe







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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 9:57

    I think Reg is trying to tell us in a roundabout way that he is on tag :puzzled:



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 12:06

    Nah i'm too smart for the rozzers, I have been given some exercises to do, how you can be on the go all day then have to exercise is beyond me, but my thingy from my calf to my toes is too tight, so i have to stretch it
    Whats that all about, Emma has taken my mobile and said i should ring her, yeh another , she said my feet are perfect (I knew that), she took great delight in caressing them, i told her not to suck my toe's because i had just put some coconut oil on them and didnt want it washing off, Feet are her life and when she comes across (Is that the right word ?) a perfect pair she tends to get over excited, well we all have out fetishes, mines Castrol R, but i'l keep that to myself.So my structure is ok, i just need to limber up more,
    This morning when i got out of the shower and looked in the mirror i thought to myself,
    "Not a lot wrong with that"
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 12:24

    Vanity eh
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 12:59

    Sanity i think
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 13:01

    Insanity more like






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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 13:02

    I knew that was the next post
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 13:34

    Yeah, was kinda obvious wasn't it? Will try harder in future






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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mermaid on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 14:03

    you still have it



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 14:19

    I knew that



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 14:30

    SANITRY, more like.
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by searcher on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 15:01

    This new pope fella seems to have a thing about feet perhaps you should get an appointment for an annointment
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 15:41

    Get some of those red Jimmy Choo shoes like the pope has Reg



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 16:04

    Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?

    Bet it's a toe truck.
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 16:17

    l 1mp
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 17:44

    Gypsy wrote:Did you find out what sort of vehicle your podiatrist drives?

    Bet it's a toe truck.
    Citreon , She said from the age of 10 she knew she was going to do feet, , WTF,
    She also said crocks are good for your feet, i said i would rather limp,
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 17:55

    not good for the knees though
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 18:02

    Is that Tommy Cooper with ginger wig?



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 18:02

    She has a bigger mouth than the croc
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 18:37

    Poor croc.
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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 19:44

    Did you tell her how I fell for you in those blady crocs Reg?



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    Re: Its a foot long

    Post by Topdog on Tue 2 Apr 2013 - 20:01

    Yeah he said you tried to claim damages.

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