Sheik blood transfusion
An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart
surgery, but prior
Surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case
The gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't
be found locally,
The call went out.
Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar
blood type. The Scot
Willingly donated his blood for the Arab.
After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as
Blood, a new BMW, diamonds & a heap load of US
A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to
go through a
His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more
than happy to donate
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman
a thank-you card
Box of Quality Street chocolates.
The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not
reciprocate his kind
As he had anticipated.
He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought
you would be generous
You would give me a BMW, diamonds & money...
But you only gave me a
Thank-you card & a box of Quality Street
To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I
now have Scottish blood