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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 18:14

    Found this in my e-mail inbox from McQueen... Blood transfusion... 4226408756


    Sheik blood transfusion











    An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart
    surgery, but prior


    to the


    Surgery, the doctors needed to store his blood in case
    the need


    arises. As


    The gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't
    be found locally,


    so,


    The call went out.





    Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar
    blood type. The Scot


    Willingly donated his blood for the Arab.





    After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as
    appreciation for


    giving his


    Blood, a new BMW, diamonds & a heap load of US
    dollars.





    A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to
    go through a


    corrective


    Surgery.





    His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more
    than happy to donate


    his


    Blood again.





    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman
    a thank-you card


    & a


    Box of Quality Street chocolates.





    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not
    reciprocate his kind


    gesture


    As he had anticipated.





    He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought
    you would be generous


    again, that


    You would give me a BMW, diamonds & money...
    But you only gave me a


    Thank-you card & a box of Quality Street
    ."





    To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I
    now have Scottish blood


    in ma


    Veins".



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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 18:52

    Guess you didn´t edit or proof read before posting Blood transfusion... 1498946960
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 18:55

    Did I

    ever say I

    have


    that


    problem with


    cut and


    paste at times...

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 19:15

    Adam Mint wrote:Did I

    ever say I

    have


    that


    problem with


    cut and


    paste at times...


    Feck off you! I couldn't be arsed typing it all out again! Blood transfusion... 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 19:17

    Thats just what i thought Blood transfusion... 3025408739
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 19:25

    If you create a word document and type a few words on it in the font etc you wish to use, then copy joke etc to it, my computer then gives you the option to either have it in feck#d up mode or change to match font etc of destination document, once converted then transfer to the forum...

    Simples innit...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 19:30

    Yeh, Blood transfusion... 1483819851
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 19:33

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 0:56

    The old ones are still the best Cam.

    Even

    I can

    do

    scrolling.



    Adventure before dementia!!! Blood transfusion... 294053457
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 14:40

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Blood transfusion... 3275847336

    Blood transfusion... Ex110
    Above is snapshot of what I see when I made to copy the joke from the internet to a word document, I have to click the small box at the end of the joke, when I click the box it gives me these three options:-

    Keep source formatting
    Match destination formatting
    Keep text only


    Note, the Word document page I copy on to is set up as;- Verdana font, size 9, black print, indent and spacing’s set at zero.

    If I copy the joke to the word doucument selecting “Keep source formatting” option it will look just as it did on the web page, but then if I further copy it to the forum the spacing goes all wrong, as in your joke, but if I copy it using the “Match destination formatting” the joke will appear on the word document in normal format, eg; Verdana font etc, and then if copied to the forum the spacing etc will show up ok...
    Simples...
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 14:42

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 14:42

    Adam thank you I understand now



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 16:42

    Cheers Minty moo...I'll try that next time! Blood transfusion... 294053457



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:25

    I’m shit at tryping, so it’s a bit necessity being the mother of invention...
    :pc2:
    Now you’re up to speed you can try explaining it to 3rd...
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:31

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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:36

    Where there’s light there’s hope...

    Well maybe not in all cases...

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:39

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    . y
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:46

    Punctuation, improving...
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    Post by Mischief Maker on Fri 29 Mar 2013 - 14:30

    Adam Mint wrote:If you create a word document and type a few words on it in the font etc you wish to use, then copy joke etc to it, my computer then gives you the option to either have it in feck#d up mode or change to match font etc of destination document, once converted then transfer to the forum...

    Simples innit...

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    i knew exactly what options you meant but this is the best explanation i have ever read!
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 29 Mar 2013 - 15:49

    I'm still looking for that one Blood transfusion... 3275847336

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