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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:24

    New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, New Pope, tried to get excited, aint working, ah well, back to being an atheist...
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:25

    PS; will there be a party...
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:26

    Amen
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:41

    If I had one of those little things you blow into and it rolls out and goes "toot", I'd blow it. Just to show how excited I am...



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    Post by Gypsy Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:42

    Just switched the news on and didn´t realise that they were looking for a new pope today so I have brought Queenies next blog forward.

    So here you go enjoy



    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 18:57

    Haha! They make me feel quite intelligent... Religious topics - Page 2 3025408739



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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 19:03

    Some cracking one liners in there...

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    Post by 3rdforum Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 19:23

    Wonder will he ask for the Falklands back? Religious topics - Page 2 2931609686






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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 19:49

    Surley he could just ask his God, I mean whats the point other wise, That lot on Queenies blog, they just made it up as they went along, no change there then Religious topics - Page 2 1498946960,
    The more you read into it the more you question it, Its crap innit,
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 20:08

    Jesus: "Hey Pete!"

    St. Peter: "Yeah, boss?"

    Jesus: "When I'm gone, you'll have to be my representative on earth".

    St. Peter: "OK boss".

    Jesus: "When you're gone, someone will have to take over. Do you have a portable chimney?"

    St. Peter: "Eh?"

    Jesus: "And some tires of those chariots. We need black smoke..."

    St. Peter: "You been eating them mushrooms again boss?"

    Jesus: "And wet leaves, we need wet leaves for white smoke".

    St. Peter: "I think you've had enough wine boss, I'm going home..."



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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 20:45

    Religious topics - Page 2 1498946960 Strange lot, and all the children grow up thinking thats the way it is Religious topics - Page 2 3275847336
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    Post by Topdog Thu 14 Mar 2013 - 9:04

    Jesus on the cross, Peter, peter.
    Coming lord, coming.
    Jesus, hurry Peter.
    Peter, coming lord, Two miles later, I am here at your foot lord.
    Jesus, Peter, I can see your house from up here

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