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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 20:16

    I think i am a fit and proper person to start a Religious topics thread, Religious topics 3025408739
    As you know until somebody shows me the light i will continue to think its all made up and a complete load of blox,
    Tonight black smoke is pouring from the sistine chapel, the powers that be over there would have you believe its because they cant make their minds up who is getting the top spot, When the smoke turns white they have made a decision, What the holy feck is that all about, Religious topics 3275847336
    Now round where i live if you have any colour smoke pouring out of a building you phone the fire brigade,
    I mean what a ridiculous thing to do, Do the priests piss on the fire to turn it white Religious topics 3095951175, I honestly cant believe people take this crap on board, Behind closed doors have they got a few small boys as winner takes all Religious topics 3889836940, I also see they have a coloured person in the running, will all hell break loose if he dosent get the job. Racial discrimination in the Vatican, What a load of shite Religious topics 263680804
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 20:51

    Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Religious topics 3275847336 Anything ?, Religious topics 4191362722

    Has the fear of god been struck into you Religious topics 2419626307, May god strike you down dead, but only if you disagree Religious topics 1498946960.
    Sounds like blackmail to me, can we still say that ?, as a parting shot sometimes its, May the lord take pity on your sole. When i get to the gates of heaven i will ask "Who made these and are they cast or wrought iron and how the Feck did you get them up here Religious topics 3095951175,
    Here endeth tonights lesson, no i havent been drinking, I'm stone cold sober, its just who lit the fire in the chapel
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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 20:54

    spoken like a true zealot Religious topics 3025408739. I'll give anyone odds of 50/1 that the coloured fella won't get promoted. It is a load of blox though since reading the Dan Browne books, I have to say, I'm fascinated by the rituals and procedures of it all. ( I'm also giving 4/7 on the new guy being Italian)






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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 20:56

    Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Religious topics 3275847336 Anything ?, Religious topics 4191362722

    Has the fear of god been struck into you Religious topics 2419626307, May god strike you down dead, but only if you disagree Religious topics 1498946960.
    Sounds like blackmail to me, can we still say that ?, as a parting shot sometimes its, May the lord take pity on your sole. When i get to the gates of heaven i will ask "Who made these and are they cast or wrought iron and how the Feck did you get them up here Religious topics 3095951175,
    Here endeth tonights lesson, no i havent been drinking, I'm stone cold sober, its just who lit the fire in the chapel

    A passing traveller gave him a good deal!






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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:03

    Religious topics 3025408739 My nephews mate had a council house with the best and biggest gates i ever saw, He never did say where they came from Religious topics 2419626307
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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:06

    3rdforum wrote:spoken like a true zealot Religious topics 3025408739. I'll give anyone odds of 50/1 that the coloured fella won't get promoted. It is a load of blox though since reading the Dan Browne books, I have to say, I'm fascinated by the rituals and procedures of it all. ( I'm also giving 4/7 on the new guy being Italian)

    Who ? The concordia captain, see if he cant sink that lot too. mind they are doing a good job all by them selves, Right full rudder Religious topics 2419626307
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:10

    Has anyone read that Nostra Damas? Think this might be the last ever Pope, best choose a young un then eh?



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    Post by Gypsy Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:15

    Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Religious topics 3275847336 Anything ?, Religious topics 4191362722

    Has the fear of god been struck into you

    I would have said something Steve but only just logged on - wouldn´t mind betting our resident reporter (as in you can´t say that there here) has already reported us to a higher being. As a good catholic, convent educated girl with Irish grandparents, I can absolutely assure you that going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:18

    Ooooh! Philosophy! I like that! Religious topics 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:27

    I have very nice church going neighbours, older than me and i'm always polite (Which i dont find easy) with them,
    Ann & Chris was passing one sunday morning and asked if i would like to go with them, I replied i dont have to stand in a draughty old building to act like a Christian, Thats good enough said Chris, you always do the Christian thing when helping us, Religious topics 3275847336£40 per hour doing their 2 cars, Religious topics 3025408739, Religious topics 1293740352, No but they are a nice couple. Creepy but nice Religious topics 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:32

    Thought your neighbours would be off to the Mosque Reg. Is it 4 times a day they go? Plenty of opportunity there for a chat over the front garden eh?



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    Post by 3rdforum Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:33

    Gypsy wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Who on the forum will be first to break cover and say something Religious topics 3275847336 Anything ?, Religious topics 4191362722

    Has the fear of god been struck into you

    I would have said something Steve but only just logged on - wouldn´t mind betting our resident reporter (as in you can´t say that there here) has already reported us to a higher being. As a good catholic, convent educated girl with Irish grandparents, I can absolutely assure you that going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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    I need to find a drive-thru church!






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    Post by Mcqueen Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 21:35

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Thought your neighbours would be off to the Mosque Reg. Is it 4 times a day they go? Plenty of opportunity there for a chat over the front garden eh?

    None in our street yet Religious topics 2419626307 Words out a loonie lives here Religious topics 878948377
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    Post by Topdog Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 22:28

    Good god, you lot are terrible we will be crucified when the complaints department start shift
    ,Jesus Christ
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    Post by searcher Tue 12 Mar 2013 - 22:58

    I was sitting watching a quiz show one afternoon with my grandson Rory, one of the questions was "on which day did God make the universe ? after the contestant gave his answer and the quizmaster said that is correct,Rory said "
    Papa why did he say that is correct ?"Isaid why? and he said everybody knows that is a load of rubbish and he is only 13 years old
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    Post by Adam Mint Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 1:36

    That boys beginning to grow on me, ok compromise, anyone who can see through this religious twaddle by the age of 16 gets the vote...

    Cos if they can see that its a load of shit they will soon spot another profit of such.....
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 7:54

    Religious topics 3025408739, Rory is a great name, Yeh, out of the mouths of babes Religious topics 1498946960
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    Post by Gypsy Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 8:25

    Check out tomorrows snippet from Queenie it's a cracker, and I'm not off topic it is based on religion. Religious topics 2485877773
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    Post by Topdog Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 11:25

    Left foot forward
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    Post by searcher Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 15:02

    Mcqueen wrote:Religious topics 3025408739, Rory is a great name, Yeh, out of the mouths of babes Religious topics 1498946960

    His full name is Rory John Mckenzie Religious topics 1887251641
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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 16:15

    Had a neighbour called Rory McTurk, wife was Posy, Religious topics 3275847336
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 16:54

    Both them would make good porn star names! Religious topics 3025408739



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    Post by Topdog Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 17:02

    isn't mcturk the new pope
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 17:03

    Have they decided then? Religious topics 3275847336



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    Post by Mcqueen Wed 13 Mar 2013 - 17:38

    Nah, Rory was a professer at Leeds University, taught Norse language, bet that comes in handy later on in life Religious topics 3275847336

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