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    Irish Petrol Station

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    Irish Petrol Station Empty Irish Petrol Station

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 10 Mar 2013 - 23:41

    A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

    Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

    If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

    Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'

    A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another Fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'

    As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'

    Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. It's not rigged at all at all. My wife won twice last week.'
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 49737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

    Irish Petrol Station Empty Re: Irish Petrol Station

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 11 Mar 2013 - 16:59

    Irish Petrol Station 2485877773Good Gypsy. Glad to see you back!



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