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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 18:51

    A young Irish woman is so depressed that she
    decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Atlantic Ocean .
    She packs her bags and meets her family one last time before she takes
    off for the Cliffs of Moher where she plans to end it all.

    She went
    down to the cliffs and was about to leap into the freezing water when a
    young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the cliff, crying. He
    took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
    to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my
    ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

    Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll
    keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.' The girl nodded Yes, After
    all, what did she have to lose?

    Perhaps a Fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.
    That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
    From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

    Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by The captain.
    'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.

    'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained.
    'I get food and a trip to America , and he's screwing me.'

    'He certainly is,' the captain replied. This is the Aran Islands Ferry.'






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    Post by Topdog on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 19:27

    Wo put it in the bin, great that weather
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 20:05

    Topdog wrote:Wo put it in the bin, great that Irish Joke 4226408756

    moved it to jokes.



    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 20:19

    Irish innit, put it in the bin, cut out the middle man.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 20:37

    Nice one Dermo! Irish Joke 294053457 lol!



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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 20:51

    Someone put it in the bin?? What a muppet Irish Joke 3025408739






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    Post by Topdog on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 20:59

    Irish or what. weather Irish Joke 1498946960
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 21:08

    Yeah! Irish Joke 4226408756






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    Post by Topdog on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 21:18

    is that yer brother or yourself i am talking to.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 21:20

    I'm out with an irish man tomorro Irish Joke 3025408739, I'l spend all day saying Irish Joke 111348722Should be fun
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 24 Feb 2013 - 21:26

    Reg get in the back of the car. weather

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