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    MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT)

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    Post by Gypsy Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 14:33

    Lateral thinking ....... after just being on the Word Association thread, with Florence, etc.

    `Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for Magic Roundabout...`

    `I wonder where Florence is?` ,said Dougal.
    `I m over here.` ,said Florence.
    `Hello, Florence.` ,said Dougal.
    `Hello, Dougal.` ,said Florence.

    `Boing!`

    `Hello, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Zebadee.
    `Hello, Zebadee.` ,said Dougal and Florence.
    `Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Dillon.
    `Hello, Dillon.` ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.

    `I say,` ,said Dillon.
    `What?` ,said Dougal.

    `Booinngg!`

    `Pardon?` ,said Zebadee.
    `Nothing.` ,Said Dougal.
    `I wasn't talking to you.` ,said Zebadee.
    `Oh.` ,Said Dougal.
    `Dillon.` ,said Dougal.
    `Yes.` ,said Dillon.

    `I wonder if Florence is a virgin?`
    `Drops 'em for certain.` ,said Dillon.

    `Booinngg!`

    `That s right enough.` ,said Zebadee.
    `How do you know?` ,said Dillon.

    `Booinngg!`

    `To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her horizontal pleasures. Lets face it, Noddy's the biggest ram round here and he reckons he's scored.`,said Zebadee.
    `I can hear you.`,said Florence. `It s not true. Noddy and I are just good friends.`
    `Rubbish` ,said Dougal. `It s all over the canteen. Anyone knows about you, you brazen hussy.`
    `You lousy old flea-bag` ,said Florence. `Call yourself a dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.`

    `Booinngg!!`

    `Now look here` ,said Zebadee. `Things are getting out of hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.`
    `It's a crummy story anyway` ,said Dillon stubbornly.

    `Booinngg!`

    `No, it's not` ,said Zebadee commandingly.
    `Who cares?` ,said Dillon dejectedly.
    `Well, I like it` ,said Florence, hopefully.
    `That's obvious!` ,said everybody, cockily.

    `Booinngg!`

    `Now look` ,said Zebadee, `let's try and get it together.`
    `Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more` ,said Dougal. `I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.`
    `Good riddance` ,said Florence.
    `Knickers!` ,said Dougal.

    `That's no way to talk to a lady` ,said Dillon (knowing he's on to a good thing).
    `Some lady!` ,said Dougal.
    `Oh, piss off` ,said Dillon.

    And Dougal did so, all over Florence.

    `Thank you for sticking up for me` ,said Florence.
    `Oh, it's nothing, really` ,said Dillon.
    You know I've fancied you for a long time` ,said Florence.
    `I've fancied you too` ,said Dillon.
    `Where do we go from here?` ,said Florence.

    `Booinngg!!!`
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 14:42

    MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773 MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773 MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773Booing. Every time I see that word now I'll piss myself!



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    Post by Perfectspecimen Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 17:47

    Booinng! MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 18:00

    I knew it, dirty bitch MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 1483819851
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 18:14

    "Time for bed" my arse! MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 18:36

    MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 2485877773 Well if were not like a bunch of kids i dont know who is MAGIC ROUNDABOUT (JASPER CARROTT) 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog Fri 15 Feb 2013 - 19:30

    Booing my arse shut up Mary.

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