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    The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

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    Adam Mint
     
     

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    The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 16:34

    The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society
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    I like this one...
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by searcher on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 16:51

    Think it,s time for you to go and lie down in a dark room and listen to some soft music
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 17:50

    Adam Mint wrote:The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society
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    I like this one...
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    Bet you I know what happened to that "floating" pole. The poling gang had to renew a defective pole and they've dug a hole next to the defective pole and erected a new pole beside it. Using the new pole to stand on, they have attempted to saw the old pole down in small sections. Normally where an aerial cable goes through a hook or roller it should be tightly bound in with binding wire. There is no binding wire as far as I can see on the aerial cable and the pole has just run down the aerial cable to mid span! (They should have disconnected the aerial cable before cutting the old pole though).



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 17:55

    There's more to them poles than meets the eye, I recon there is a whole industry involved with them,
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Topdog on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 19:42

    Up the fecking pole you lot
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 19:45

    I saw a lovely pill-box in Thetford forest recently, all covered in snow it was. Would have taken a photo for you lads cos I know you're all interested but alas no camera. Dont think its gonna last long though cos workmen are duelling the A11 right next to it.



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 19:55

    Three icons of the UK...red pill-boxes, red telephone kiosks and red double-decker buses.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 20:31

    Here we go. Pill-box at Elvedon, type 22. Near Centreparcs it is. Complete with sex toy.....

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    And nearby the war memorial, bigger sex toy.....

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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 20:34

    Oooh! The posties will like that...you can get parcels through the letterbox!



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 Feb 2013 - 20:36

    And a hand-grenade.



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 11:49

    Dangerous things telegraph poles...[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 12:55

    Sat in the car yesterday waiting on madam to arrive, found myself staring at what looked like a new one with all the codes stamped on it, I thought i wished i had payed attention to what Cam said, i hadnt a clue what it all meant,
    I was really really bored tho , I even read the sat nav instruction booklet i found in the glove box,
    Now that is bored, And why do they call it a glove box ?, i never found any gloves in one
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Mermaid on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 12:59

    Mcqueen wrote:Sat in the car yesterday waiting on madam to arrive, found myself staring at what looked like a new one with all the codes stamped on it, I thought i wished i had payed attention to what Cam said, i hadnt a clue what it all meant,
    I was really really bored tho , I even read the sat nav instruction booklet i found in the glove box,
    Now that is bored, And why do they call it a glove box ?, i never found any gloves in one

    You must have been very bored.



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 13:02

    A bit yeh
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 20:26

    Binocular box you need.



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Topdog on Sat 16 Feb 2013 - 20:47

    I would like to see Pandoras box .....
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:24

    Great description, and the payment options...
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 18 Feb 2013 - 19:29

    I was going to get one until I saw the price! ( I might get one anyway... ).



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 17:14

    2x motor bikes
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 19:05

    Hey guys scroll down to the "Erratum in Faq" page and read it! I'm feckin' famous! [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 19:16

    Fame at last,
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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 19:29

    How sad. Instead of thanking you at the bottom they could send you a mug eh?
    I notice Disco Dave wants to stay anonymous!



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    Re: The Telegraph Pole Appreciation Society

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 19:33

    I'd like one of them mugs Vince, but they're not getting £8.99 from this mug!



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 20 Feb 2013 - 19:39

    Get 4 white mugs for a quid in Asda and get to work with a felt tip pen.....



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