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    Note on fridge...

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 49737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 5 Feb 2013 - 20:07

    Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :






    My Dear Wife,

    You will surely understand that I
    have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.


    I am
    very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.
    Therefore, after reading this letter,


    I
    hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the
    evening with my


    18
    year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset......


    I
    shall be home before midnight.








    When the man came home late that night he found the
    following letter on the dining table.






    My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you
    for your honesty about my being 57 years old.


    I
    would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years
    old.


    As
    you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to
    inform you that while you read this,


    I
    will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the
    assistant tennis coach.


    He is
    young, virile and like your secretary, is 18 years old.


    As a
    successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will
    understand that we are in


    the
    same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 57 a lot more
    times than 57 goes into 18.





    Therefore,
    I will not be home until sometime tomorrow!



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    Topdog
    Topdog
     
     

    England Male Posts : 21256
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 5 Feb 2013 - 20:20

    Superb.........Woman says to Hubby you need to go to get something from the Chemist to help you get a stiffy. Off he went 20 mins later he came back and said "Chemist gave me these to help me get a stiffy" "Diet pills for you.
    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 21795
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 5 Feb 2013 - 21:26

    Note on fridge... 9k=






    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 54

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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 6 Feb 2013 - 2:02

    I’ve had a post-it note on my fridge for years, it says defrost tomorrow... and everytime I read it I think, yeh, do that tomorrow...
    Note on fridge... Frrrrr10

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