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    THE HORTH WHITHPERER

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    Post by Guest on Wed 14 Sep 2011 - 18:00

    It won´t take more than one guess as to who sent me this. It made me laugh out loud as I am sure a couple of other members did who are also on his mailing list.

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    A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

    His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

    'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

    So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

    'A female horth.'

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

    So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

    So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.

    'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

    The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

    Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    'Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 14 Sep 2011 - 19:09

    Queenie wrote:It won´t take more than one guess as to who sent me this. It made me laugh out loud as I am sure a couple of other members did who are also on his mailing list.

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    A bloke calls his mate, the horse breeder and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

    His mate asks, 'How will I recognize him?'

    'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

    So, the dwarf shows up, and the breeder asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

    'A female horth.'

    So he shows him a prized filly.

    'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

    So the breeder picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

    'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?'

    So he picks the little fella up again and shows him the horse's ears.

    'Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf?'

    The breeder is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    'Nice mouf, can I see her twat?'

    Totally mad at this point, the breeder grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.

    'Perhapth I should rephwase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 14 Sep 2011 - 19:26

    yes i laughed



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