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    Are they Male or Female?

    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9757
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

    Are they Male or Female? Empty Are they Male or Female?

    Post by Mermaid on Mon 4 Feb 2013 - 9:39






    Objects (Are they male or female?)

    Tyre - male, because it goes bald and often is overinflated.

    Sponges - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.

    Hammer - male, because it hasen't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

    Kidneys - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

    ... Ziplock Bags - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.

    Web Page - female, because it is always getting hit on.

    Shoe - male, because it is usually unpolished, with it's tongue hanging out.

    Remote Control - female, because it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost
    without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,
    he keeps trying.

    Swiss Army Knife - male, because even though
    it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of it's
    time just opening bottles.

    Copier - female, because once turned
    off, it takes a while to warm up, it is an effective reproduction
    device when the right buttons are pushed, and because it can wreak havoc
    when the wrong buttons are pushed.

    Hot Air Balloon - male,
    because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it...
    and of course, there's the hot air part.

    Hourglass - female, because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

    Subway - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



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    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 21795
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 49
    Location : Ireland

    Are they Male or Female? Empty Re: Are they Male or Female?

    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 4 Feb 2013 - 10:00

    very good! Are they Male or Female? 3318427985







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