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    Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping.

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 21:52

    Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"
    Chemist replies, "Aye, On-a-Stick or Cornet"


    Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.
    Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.
    Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum"


    A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
    Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
    Vet: "Is it a tom?"
    Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."


    A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
    Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
    Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
    Yorkshireman: "No, yer daft bugger, I want it chewin' a bone!"
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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 21:55

    Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping. 2485877773



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 22:27

    Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping. 3025408739 What about the 3 dogs then, Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping. 294053457
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 22:38

    Aw, think I deleted it !!!
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 22:41

    Here it is

    Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said "So why are you here?" The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....then I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."

    The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do?"

    "Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They reckon it'll calm me down."

    The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked " why are you here ?"

    The Black Lab said, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."

    "So what are they going to do to you? " the Yellow Lab inquired. "Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

    The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, " Why are you here?

    " I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see."

    Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

    The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, " So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

    The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!"
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 3 Feb 2013 - 22:44

    Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping. 2485877773Belter that one,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 4 Feb 2013 - 7:24

    Last one's a cracker!Had to think about a couple of them prior to the Penny dropping. 3025408739



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