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    Can you pass the immigration test?

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Jan 2013 - 20:44

    This is easier than the maths quiz. 10 questions... Telegraph



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Jan 2013 - 21:13

    100% Can you pass the immigration test? 1483819851 Can you pass the immigration test? 3712204970
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    Post by Gypsy on Sun 27 Jan 2013 - 21:47

    Yeah same here Can you pass the immigration test? 3712204970
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 27 Jan 2013 - 23:10

    Be difficult not to qualify really. Should put some interesting questions in like....What is furthest North, Southport or Northampton. Hmmm, one even a scouser might get, but not your average illegal immigrant. Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739
    For Shangri-La read Dover........



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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 13:54

    10/10, wonder how we’d do on Tenerife questions...



    The official Tenerife resident acceptance questionnaire:-

    1. Where can you get the cheapest pint of Dorada.

    2. How much would you pay for it.

    3. What is the name of the resident band in the Irish Times.

    4. Who plays the keyboard in the above band.

    5. Who plays the guitar in the above band.

    6. Has he passed his motorcycle driving test yet (Yes / No).

    7. Who broke away from the above band and set up his own bar.

    8. What is the name of that bar.

    9.How much does he charge for his free Irish Stew on a Sunday afternoon.

    10. Who the fu#k is Henry.



    But being serious, given serious!, or trivia! questions such as those in the UK test how do you think you would do...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 16:25

    Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 17:12

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739
    I bet you would get 9/10, Henry is a different matter
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 17:24

    I probably wouldn't pass any immigration test from another country as I wouldn't know things that even the youngest school kid would, but that's because I haven't wanted to live anywhere else so I haven't "swotted" up on any other countries history. (I might know a few American questions, but not all).



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    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 17:33

    Mcqueen wrote:
    The Lone Ranger wrote:Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739 Can you pass the immigration test? 3025408739
    I bet you would get 9/10, Henry is a different matter

    Ever bump in to Henry’s old boss when you’re out there, think her name was Fanny...



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 18:06

    I got the patron saint of Scotland wrong, thought it was Paddy.
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    Post by CaribeCelt on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 19:20

    9 out of 10
    Got the question wrong asking what jubilee the queen celebrated last year...I said 50 instead of 60 years...not bad for a paddy all the sameCan you pass the immigration test? 3025408739



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    Post by Mischief Maker on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 21:09

    80%
    didn't know the name of the flag - i though union jack was just for sea faring vessels so discounted it
    and i didn't know what age you can serve on a jury was sure it was 16



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    Post by Topdog on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 21:21

    THAT IS THE WHITE/BLUE OR RED ENSIGN. White is Royal Navy, Blue is Auxillary and Red is Merchant.
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    Post by Mischief Maker on Mon 28 Jan 2013 - 21:23

    informative forum this eh?



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 29 Jan 2013 - 1:23

    Mischief Maker wrote:80%
    didn't know the name of the flag - i though union jack was just for sea faring vessels so discounted it
    and i didn't know what age you can serve on a jury was sure it was 16

    Topdog wrote:THAT IS THE WHITE/BLUE OR RED ENSIGN. White is Royal Navy, Blue is Auxillary and Red is Merchant.


    I’m on MM’s side on this one.....

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