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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 12 Jan 2013 - 11:45

    One day an old German shepherd dog starts chasing rabbits
    and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a
    panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

    The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep
    trouble now!"

    Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
    immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching
    cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims

    "Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if
    there are any more around here?"

    Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in
    mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

    "Whew!," says the panther, "That was
    close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

    Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole
    scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and
    trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

    The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the
    beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

    The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and
    says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to
    that conniving canine!"

    Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with
    the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?,"
    but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers,
    pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to
    hear, the old German Shepherd says....

    "Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago
    to bring me another panther!"

    Moral of this story....

    Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always
    overcome youth and treachery!

    Brilliance only comes with age and experience.

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 12 Jan 2013 - 20:51

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