Man comes home one night at three o’clock in the morning absolutely steaming. His wife has left a note saying “I’ve cooked your dinner but given it to the dog.”
The next day, the man says to his wife, “can I ask you something ? I’ve come home late very drunk. It’s all my fault, right?”
“Off course it’s all your fault !” she scream’s.
The man replies “so what have you gone and punished the dog for ?”
The next day, the man says to his wife, “can I ask you something ? I’ve come home late very drunk. It’s all my fault, right?”
“Off course it’s all your fault !” she scream’s.
The man replies “so what have you gone and punished the dog for ?”