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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:32 pm

    You can say this at Christmas without getting slapped...



    1: I
    prefer breasts to legs.



    2:
    Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.



    3:
    Smother the butter all over the breasts.



    4: If I
    don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!



    5: I've
    never seen a better spread!



    6: I
    fancy a little dark meat for a change.



    7: Are
    you ready for seconds yet?



    8: It's
    a little dry, do you still want to eat it?



    9: Just
    wait your turn, you'll get some!



    10:
    Don't play with your meat!



    11:
    Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.



    12: Do
    you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?



    13: I
    didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!



    14: You
    still have a little bit on your chin.



    15: How
    long will it take after you put it in?



    16:
    You'll know it's ready when it pops up.



    17:
    Just pull the end and wait for the bang.



    18:
    That's the biggest bird I've ever had!



    19: I'm
    so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.



    20:
    Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more



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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:40 pm

    Oh Jimbos been busy with the old emails. Maybe he will join us for a little Christmas cheer. What's his tipple something a bit more expensive than the €1 pinta. Do we have a few bottles lined up along those skirting boards. weather
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    Post by Topdog on Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:47 pm

    Jimbo loves Glen
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    Post by Gypsy on Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:09 pm

    Topdog wrote:Jimbo loves Glen

    Really I thought he was straight - Oh well you learn something new every day. Ooooeerrr missus... 755705644
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    Post by Topdog on Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:12 pm

    Its in the name JIM Ooooeerrr missus... 3275847336 Ooooeerrr missus... 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:23 pm

    Simone........Anyway EatMe Dates was the topic of conversation in the pub last night.........



    Adventure before dementia!!! Ooooeerrr missus... 294053457

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