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    A question for the over fifties is that true??

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    A question for the over fifties is that true?? Empty A question for the over fifties is that true??

    Post by innit on Wed 19 Dec 2012 - 16:21



    A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

    The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.

    "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

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    A question for the over fifties is that true?? Empty Re: A question for the over fifties is that true??

    Post by searcher on Wed 19 Dec 2012 - 20:28

    Thought it was a christmas tree because it only gets used once per year

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