Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!

Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

    A question for the over fifties is that true??

    innit
    innit
     
     

    Posts : 2745
    Join date : 2011-08-23

    A question for the over fifties is that true?? Empty A question for the over fifties is that true??

    Post by innit on Wed 19 Dec 2012 - 16:21



    A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

    The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

    "A Christmas tree?" the young woman asks.

    "Yes, dried up and the balls are there for decoration only."

    _________________
    searcher
    searcher
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 7494
    Join date : 2012-09-18
    Age : 76
    Location : edinburgh

    A question for the over fifties is that true?? Empty Re: A question for the over fifties is that true??

    Post by searcher on Wed 19 Dec 2012 - 20:28

    Thought it was a christmas tree because it only gets used once per year

      Current date/time is Fri 15 Jan 2021 - 23:02