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    The Christmas Parrot


    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

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    Post by Gypsy on Sat 15 Dec 2012 - 18:49

    John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
    The parrot had a really bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back.

    John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him into the freezer.

    For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
    Then suddenly.... there was total quiet.
    Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

    Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said 'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.'

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued... .

    .........."May one inquire as to what the turkey did ?'

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    Scotland Male Posts : 57737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 15 Dec 2012 - 18:58

    Very good! The Christmas Parrot  3318427985 The Christmas Parrot  3318427985

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    Australia Male Posts : 156
    Join date : 2012-11-28
    Age : 50
    Location : Way Way Out There I Think

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    Post by Mozzie on Sun 16 Dec 2012 - 7:42

    LOL funny

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    England Male Posts : 21279
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sun 16 Dec 2012 - 8:38

    Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

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