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    Computer terms explained the Souf Efrikan way…

    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 12 Dec 2012 - 20:38

    Pinched this from Cru's facebook page.

    Who said us Souf Efrikans aren’t that computer savvy? We get it dudes and dudettes! We are “with it” when it comes to computers. Just look at how we make sense of it all – computer terms explained the Souf Efrikan way…

    Monitor- keeping an eye on the braai (braai = BBQ)

    Download- get the firewood off the bakkie (bakkie = pickup truck)

    Hard drive- trip back home without cold beers

    Keyboard- where you hang the bakkie and bike keys

    Windows- you shut it when it’s cold

    Screen- you shut it in mosquito season

    Byte- What mosquitoes do

    Bit- What mosquitoes did

    Megabyte- what mosquitoes at the lake does

    Chips- bar snacks

    Micro chips- what’s left in the bag of chips

    Modem- what you did to the lawn

    Dot matrix- Oom Jan Matrix’s wife (Oom = term used for odd old guy we all know “Old Uncle”)

    Laptop- where the cat sleeps

    Software- plastic knives and forks you get from KFC

    Hardware- real stainless steel knives and forks

    Mouse- what eats the grain in the shed

    Cursor- the old bloke that swears a lot

    Search engine- what you do when the bakkie won’t start

    Yahoo- what you say when the bakkie finally goes

    Upgrade- a steep hill

    User- the neighbour that keeps borrowing things from you

    Network- when you have to repair your own fishing net

    Internet- complicated fishnet repair method

    Netscape- when fish maneuvers out of reach of net

    Online- when you hang out the washing

    Web- what spiders make

    Website- the shed or under the veranda

    Mainframe- what holds up the shed

    Server- the person at the pub that brings out lunch

    Main server- the bloke at the pub that gives you beer

    You see how computer literit… litarite… literite… litterrit… dammit – you see how we know computer hey?
    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
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    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 12 Dec 2012 - 20:54

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 12 Dec 2012 - 21:40

    Sounds Racist to me, Hope we dont get reported Computer terms explained the Souf Efrikan way… 3025408739

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