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    McQueen breaks both legs

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 15:58

    Damn, I've had a model of the mustang from bullitt for ages, After the recent revamp of Mcqueen towers i noticed Janet taking up all the room with pictures of children and parents, so today i thought i'l place some of my memrobilia of cars and bikes that i've had for years around the gaff, The Mustang was still in its box with Steve stood at the side of it, Well i made a complete arse of getting him out of the box and broke both his legs, one at the ankle and the other at the knee, , Payment i thought for binning Janets stuff that i never liked, See what she has to say when she gets home
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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 18:58

    Did you try to open it with a sledgehammer?



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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Gypsy on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 19:41

    I sure as hell wouldn´t let your crapmobilia take presidence over the grandkids. I would display it all for you down in the garden shed and then move your chair and laptop down there too so you could gaze lovingly at it for as long as you wished.
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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Topdog on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 19:49

    MCQUEEN HAS BROKEN BOTH LEGS, MIGHT AS WELL BUM AROUND.
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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 21:17

    Equality innit, Why should i fall over pretend plants and flowers, pictures of her parents, and 400 pictures of grandchildren when i have spent large amounts of money upgrading the gaff, So today after seeing the blady tall vase full of shitty blady gold leaf flowers that i have hated since ex daughter in law gave Janet it, So i scooped it up and it went in the bin, so that started me off, i went and cleared the shelf (Delph) on the stairs, Got all my best motors out and set them up like in convoy, Threw in a couple of lambrettas to keep her happy, She hasnt mentioned it yet so i think its safe to say she got the message, Good job i dont do a Rod Stewert and get a train set
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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 21:50

    You're going to be eating Chic Ken for the next month!






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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Topdog on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 21:59

    Healed
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    Re: McQueen breaks both legs

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 11 Dec 2012 - 23:01

    3rdforum wrote: You're going to be eating Chic Ken for the next month!

    Noooo, I'l take them down,

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