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    Ecstasy

    Gypsy
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    Spain Female Posts : 12665
    Join date : 2011-08-14
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 5 Dec 2012 - 23:43

    He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards

    again....back and forth...back and forth...in and out ...in and out.

    Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

    Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,





    "OK, OK! I CAN'T park the f.....g car!

    You do it, you SMUG bar steward!"


    (Now what were you thinking they were doing !!!!!!!!!}
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    Adam Mint
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    Scotland Male Posts : 21463
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    Age : 54
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 3:02

    Fu#ked, if I know...

    Eats shoots and leaves,,,

    Ecstasy Iiiiii14
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    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 8:51

    Haha! I thought it was all about drugs when I saw the title. Ecstasy 3025408739 Ecstasy 3318427985



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    Perfectspecimen
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 14:44

    Sorry dear, I had a skid. Patsy explaining to me why her MGB was in a ditch when we lived in Essex. Yesterday that county virtually came to a standstill, including Stansted and Luton airports, with 1 inch of snow overnight. I expect it was all those Traceys in their 4X4s. Ecstasy 1498946960



    Adventure before dementia!!! Ecstasy 294053457
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 19:03

    Aint no point having a 4 x 4 when the car in fronts only 4 x 2...



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    Perfectspecimen
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 19:43

    Only ever owned one of these once, Jeep Cherokee. Think I bought it cos it had a big shiny bullbar on the front. Thought it was quite reasonable on the fuel cosumption, until I realised how big the tank was. Ecstasy 3025408739



    Adventure before dementia!!! Ecstasy 294053457
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    England Male Posts : 21256
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    Age : 60
    Location : England
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 6 Dec 2012 - 19:53

    Adam Mint wrote:Fu#ked, if I know...

    Eats shoots and leaves,,,

    Ecstasy Iiiiii14
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