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    Would you remarry?

    Cruella de Vil
    Cruella de Vil

    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 64
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 29 Nov 2012 - 10:34

    Would You Remarry?

    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....

    WIFE : "What would you do if I died ? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND : "Definitely not!"

    WIFE : "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND : "Of course I do."

    WIFE : "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND : "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE : "You would?" (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND : (makes audible groan)

    WIFE : "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND : "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE : "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE : "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND : "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE : "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND : "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE : "Would you give her my jewellery?"

    HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE : "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND : "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE : -- silence --

    HUSBAND : "sh*t."

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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 54568
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Would you remarry? Empty Re: Would you remarry?

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 29 Nov 2012 - 18:02

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