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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Fri 23 Nov 2012 - 8:46

    South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. While on holiday in Australia he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.

    As he sat on the beach looking out to sea he saw a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"

    "They're buoys," said the Aussie.

    "Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"

    "Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.

    "Eeish great country!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed, "We'd never get away with that at home!

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    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 23 Nov 2012 - 16:33

    Van der Merwe 2485877773 It took a couple of seconds....... Van der Merwe 294053457

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