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    10 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies

    Gypsy
    Gypsy
     
     

    Spain Female Posts : 12662
    Join date : 2011-08-14

    10 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies Empty 10 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies

    Post by Gypsy on Mon 19 Nov 2012 - 10:25

    1. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

    2. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

    3. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

    4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

    5. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous underwear, which is just what they happened to be carrying with them at the time the car broke down.

    6. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

    7. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

    8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

    9. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone around you will automatically be able to mirror all the steps you come up with and hear the music in your head.

    And last but not least

    10. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    10 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies Empty Re: 10 things we wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for the movies

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 19 Nov 2012 - 16:42

    Must admit, I've seen most of those...



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