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    Little Johnny

    Campbell Brodie
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    Little Johnny Empty Little Johnny

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 31 Oct 2012 - 19:04

    A grade three teacher is
    giving a lesson on nutrition, and
    she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
    To add a spelling component, she asks the students to
    also spell their answers.
    Susan puts up her hand and says she had an egg,
    'E-G-G.'
    'Very good,' says the teacher.
    Peter says he had toast 'T-O-A-S-T.'
    'Excellent.'
    Johnny has his hand up, and the teacher reluctantly
    calls on him.
    'I had feck all,' he says, 'F-U-C-K A-L-L.'
    The teacher is mortified, and scolds Johnny for his rude answer.
    Later, when the lesson turns to geography, she asks the
    students some rudimentary questions.
    Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is
    able to tell her which ocean is off Canada 's east coast.
    When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his
    rude answer from the nutrition lesson, and decides to
    give him a very difficult question.
    'Johnny,' she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani border?'
    Johnny ponders the question and finally says, 'The
    Pakistani boarder is in bed with my mother.
    That's why I got feck all for breakfast.'



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    Topdog
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    Age : 60
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 31 Oct 2012 - 19:37

    Ha great

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