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    Who wears the pants??

    Cruella de Vil
    Cruella de Vil

    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 64
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

    Who wears the pants?? Empty Who wears the pants??

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 13:33

    When I was a newlywed and on our honeymoon, I decided to let my wife know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
    I proceeded to take off my trousers and threw them at her. I said, "Put those on."
    My wife replied, "I can't wear your trousers."
    I replied, "And don't forget it! I will always wear the pants in this family!"
    My wife took off her knickers and throws them at me with the same request, "Try those on!"
    I replied,” I can't get into your knickers!"
    "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
    I was a changed man from that day to this!!!

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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

    Scotland Male Posts : 57798
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Who wears the pants?? Empty Re: Who wears the pants??

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 30 Oct 2012 - 16:17

    Haha! I liked that one Cru! Who wears the pants?? 3025408739

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