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    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Fri 26 Oct 2012 - 11:47

    Best Adult Joke of the Year

    One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
    He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

    "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I
    have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you
    what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as
    bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll
    even let YOU decide who leaves."

    Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the
    first room.
    In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
    surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced
    with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

    "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
    think I could do that all day long."

    The devil led him to the door of the next room.

    In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did
    was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

    "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in
    constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

    The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on
    the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a
    spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
    best.

    Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I
    can handle this."

    The devil smiled and said............

    (This is priceless...)

    "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Best adult joke... 2485877773



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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Fri 26 Oct 2012 - 12:58

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