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    Bit racist innit...

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 18:00

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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 18:04

    Any unions “whites” only.......

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 18:18

    Can you imagine the furore if someone tried to set up a "White's only" organisation? This isn't combating racism, it's aiding it! A Black Police Officers' association? A Black Lawyers' society? Bit racist innit... 1498946960
    The world has gone so "Politically Correct! it's bonkers! This is reverse racism! Bit racist innit... 426031496

    Anyway, you changed your width yet Adam? Bit racist innit... 3979496955

    Edit: Ooops! Saw your other post, forget it...


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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 18:24

    You mean a teeny bit racist like This or maybe This
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 18:25

    Exactly my point Gypsy! Nuts innit?



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 19:27

    Illegal...

    Bit racist innit... Wwwwww14

    Illegal...

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    But some want to go back to this !!!

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    And this....

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 20:42

    I got coloured TV Bit racist innit... 3275847336
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 20:44

    Golly....



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    Post by Topdog on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 20:47

    ARE WE ALLOWED TO EAT BLACK PUDDING. or should it be just white.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 20:54

    Haggis...in the middle innit...



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 2:45

    Talking about puddings,,, as you know I’m in to pub quizzes, one of the girls in the team is off Asian parents but born London, and likes her food,,, question in quiz was, “What is Bury famous for”, the guy sitting next to her says, “Black pudding”, other guy in team says “Don’t talk about Kuljit like that”, table was in hysterics, including Kuljit, she takes the piss out of me being Scottish, where’s the difference..............
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 8:23

    Must agree Adam my neighbours and me take the piss out of each other all the time. My mate Vic, black Rasta, everytime I see him we have a big dig ata each other, yeah we are like brothers.
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    Post by Gypsy on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 8:57

    Adam Mint wrote:Talking about puddings,,, as you know I’m in to pub quizzes, one of the girls in the team is off Asian parents but born London, and likes her food,,, question in quiz was, “What is Bury famous for”, the guy sitting next to her says, “Black pudding”, other guy in team says “Don’t talk about Kuljit like that”, table was in hysterics, including Kuljit, she takes the piss out of me being Scottish, where’s the difference..............

    Adam, why do you change your font to Calibri - it is so small. The default font is easier to read

    Sorry off topic
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 10:40

    racist innit
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 16:50

    Any better...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 16:58

    Nope, still comes out small, that was in Calibri 12, still came out small, last “skin” was Verdana 9, which is what I’m currently using..............
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 17:00

    Now why did it come out ok that time ???
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 17:03

    I'm not doing anything...what are you doing? Bit racist innit... 3275847336 (Everyone else just clicks in the reply box and starts typing, and it comes out like this..ie normal!) Bit racist innit... 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 17:58

    While you're fiddling about with your script Adam you are wasting valuable drinking time....... One hour and three minutes I need to waste......



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 18:17

    Pool night, gotta be sober, well soberish...
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 18:23

    Old gits night. I will be youngest there.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 18:58

    Just to get back on topic, out pool team;



    Wee Bob – English. White. Reason for being on team – obligatory midget.

    Joe – Irish, White. Reason for being on team – obligatory pi,, no travelling person.

    Cedric – English. White. Reason for being on team – obligatory English nutter (start a fight over nuffing).

    Sue (barmaid) - White. Reason for being on team – obligatory totty (good player).

    Sandi – White. Reason for being on team – obligatory lesbo (well bi + very good player + sexy and knows it, nothing left to the imagination when she’s cueing up)

    Adam (me) - White (but nicely tanned). Reason for being on team – obligatory Scott, plus a professional grade player...

    Gaz – Black. Reason for being on team – obligatory coloured, plus he’s an excellent player plus built like a brick shit house wall and wanted to be captain, so we let him...

    Bit racist innit... Pool14
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 19:03

    Adam Mint wrote:Just to get back on topic, out pool team;



    Wee Bob – English. White. Reason for being on team – obligatory midget.

    Joe – Irish, White. Reason for being on team – obligatory pi,, no travelling person.

    Cedric – English. White. Reason for being on team – obligatory English nutter (start a fight over nuffing).

    Sue (barmaid) - White. Reason for being on team – obligatory totty (good player).

    Sandi – White. Reason for being on team – obligatory lesbo (well bi + very good player + sexy and knows it, nothing left to the imagination when she’s cueing up)

    Adam (me) - White (but nicely tanned). Reason for being on team – obligatory Scott, plus a professional grade player...

    Gaz – Black. Reason for being on team – obligatory coloured, plus he’s an excellent player plus built like a brick shit house wall and wanted to be captain, so we let him...

    Bit racist innit... Pool14

    Is he called Gaz 'cos he farts a lot? Bit racist innit... 4226408756



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 19:21

    No, Gary but he likes Gaz, and no ones gonna argue with him, and before anyone say no obligatory homo, whe had one, but Cedric had issues wif him, saying nuffing...
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 24 Oct 2012 - 19:28

    Gary

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