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    Post by Gypsy on Tue 23 Oct 2012 - 17:10

    A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts :-

    "ey up cocker, tha don't wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."

    The bloke says:- "Sir, I am a foreigner seeking hospitality in your country, can you speak clearer and slower please"

    The farmer replies

    "If.... you.... use.... two.... hands.... you.... won't.... spill ....any"....


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