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    Having a bad day??

    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 63
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 19:02


    "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!

    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

    Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

    Love, your son, Joshua

    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table



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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21256
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 60
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 19:09

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 49737
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 16 Oct 2012 - 19:44

    School report: C- could do better...Joke: A+...Brilliant! Having a bad day?? 3318427985



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