In response to question four, "How many dependants do you have?"
• Two million, one hundred thousand illegal immigrants
• One million, one hundred thousand drug addicts
• Four million, four hundred thousand unemployable scroungers
• Nine hundred and one thousand convicts in over eighty-five prisons
• Finally, six hundred and fifty idiots in Parliament.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
Question is, who the HELL have I missed?