Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the
very first time.
The 1st lady said, : 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied: 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying
butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first. '
The second lady said: 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant
' Why you gonna wear dem ? ' the others asked.
The second lady answered: 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says: 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, ' Dat's right girlfriends, you hear me right !
I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box