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    First flight ever....

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:26 am


    Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the
    very first time.

    The 1st lady said, : 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me on sum
    hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

    'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

    The first replied: 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying
    butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first. '

    The second lady said: 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant
    orange panties.'

    ' Why you gonna wear dem ? ' the others asked.
    The second lady answered: 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be
    floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'

    The third lady says: 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...

    'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

    The third lady says, ' Dat's right girlfriends, you hear me right !
    I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box
    first '



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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:55 am

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    Mermaid
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    Scotland Female Posts : 9767
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    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid on Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:50 am

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28576
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:49 am

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Oct 16, 2012 4:13 pm

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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:53 pm

    Don't understand the question.

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