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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 10 Oct 2012 - 23:05

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    Post by Mermaid on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 8:32

    thought you would not be allowed to say that word on tv



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 15:47

    Yes you can say that on tele. You cant say either on here though, not now anyway. So much blox, actually we should try growing some..........



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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 16:13

    Paddy goes to court...


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    What do you call a hundred and forty four Irishmen?


    Gross ignorance...
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 16:18

    Proper order






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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 16:34

    Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
    They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
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    Post by BobMac on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 16:36

    Irish Dancing originated in Africa

    Here's the proof

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 16:52

    Irish times ?, Seen them
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:00

    I'm not saying these two are Irish, but they may be

    Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
    "Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS!"
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:19

    Paddy and Murphy are walking down a street in Dublin.
    Paddy, "What would you do if a bird shit on your head?"
    Murphy, "I wouldn't go out with her again".
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:21

    An Irishman walks into work with both ears bandaged up.The boss says, "What the hell happened to your ears?"He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shit! I accidentally answered the iron."The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"He says, "Well, I had to call the feckin\' doctor!"
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:23

    How does an Irishman catch a rabbit?Hides behind a tree and makes a noise like a lettuce
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 17:39

    Topdog wrote:An Irishman walks into work with both ears bandaged up.The boss says, "What the hell happened to your ears?"He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shit! I accidentally answered the iron."The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"He says, "Well, I had to call the feckin' doctor!"


    Monday night quiz pub, the barman has a big red mark on his neck, I ask what happened,
    barmaid cant contain her laughter, I ask again what happened, he explains his
    shirt collar was sticking up so he ironed it, now me and barmaid both trying to
    contain ourselves, he then says in his deep Irish accent, I’ve done it before and
    in worked ok, we’re now in hysterics, he was so serious in seeing nothing wrong
    or funny at what he’d done............



    (He’s a student at uni here !!!!!!)
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 18:26

    Paddy says to Murphy, "Have you seen the news ?3 Cliff walkers have fallen to their deaths" "Unbelievable" Said Murphy. "I cant believe they all had the same name" Irish Racism 3913804730
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 18:43

    Enough, enough!! or I'll have to break out my Englishman jokes Irish Racism 506932706






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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 19:49

    Go for it...
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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 20:29

    Did you hear about the Englishman who wanted to add a bit of excitement to his life?? He ate his After Eight mints at half past seven!






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    Post by Topdog on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 20:48

    Irish Racism 2485877773 Irish Racism 2485877773 what an idiot he only had to wait 31 minutes.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 21:23

    Well, not even funny. Irish Racism 3025408739 What about some Essex girl jokes, or blonde jokes........



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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 21:29

    why do Essex girls wear knickers??

    to keep their ankles warm!






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    Post by Topdog on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 21:40

    I think Mince meant more like this............What is the difference between an Essex girl and a fishing trawler?One stinks of fish,is covered in crabs and full of semen,the other is a boat for bringing in fish
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 22:14

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Well, not even funny. Irish Racism 3025408739 What about some Essex girl jokes, or blonde jokes........

    Q. Did you hear about the big power cut at the Bluewater centre?
    A. Forty Essex girls were stuck on the escalator for three hours

    Q. Why do Essex girls wear so much hair spray?
    A. So they can catch all the things going over their heads.

    Q. What does it mean if you see a Essex girl with square boobs?
    A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 11 Oct 2012 - 22:20

    Yep, love em. Irish Racism 2485877773



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